"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
These photos were taken a few seconds apart.
ahhh how majestic
Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
- Parents: Are you taking selfies?
- Me: No it's Snapchat