evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via myboobscantelltheweatherr)

no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

(via very-best-text-posts)

funnywildlife:

Lets play

funnywildlife:

Lets play

(via myboobscantelltheweatherr)

skindeeptales:

Peter Tattooer

skindeeptales:

Peter Tattooer

(via myboobscantelltheweatherr)

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

(via cross-fiction)

wrotten:

breakinbud:

cheese eggs 

it’s actually liquid sulphur but good guess

wrotten:

breakinbud:

cheese eggs 

it’s actually liquid sulphur but good guess

(via cross-fiction)

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

(via cross-fiction)

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

(Source: twitter.com, via cross-fiction)

leuwd-bovine:

Oy look, a transforming Paper Mario stage!

(via cross-fiction)